lbr though, women are teases and liars. Something something, that one girl made up accusations from fifty Shades of Gray, something something, the thousands of rapes that happen and go unreported are probably all lies.

Surely, the cross you bear as a dude is enormous.

So as not to ~ruin his life, I suppose.

Or maybe the world will be populated by mutants and robots. That would at least be interesting.

I'm unhappy I have to be in the same world as this man and everyone like him.

I'm hoping it'll give courage to more people, like me, who have always found Pixar somewhat emotionally hollow.

It does, I'm afraid. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe try rehabilitation camp.

That header picture is quite possibly the most punchable image of all time.

Look, he's got ME laughing, at least!

lmao

Oh, absolutely. You ever dissected that fetal pig in high school? Nasty.

But you are. Jeph Loeb turned to shit AFTER The Long Halloween.

The Rock is so much hotter. I cannot even deal with this madness right now.

As a straight woman and an authority, let me just state, on the record, that the Rock is SO, SO much better-looking than Vin Deisel. Others might somehow be fooled by Diesel's vague ethnic-ness into overlooking that he's a smushedface D&D loser, but not I.

Rangork. Wow.

Excuse that guy, Falcon has superpowers! He can telepathically communicate with birds. Yeah.

And John Cho was just a phone call away. 😢

Even the MCU machine couldn't make The Sentry interesting.

Jezebel is trash.

Thank you for going.