When I mentioned Godzilla in Japan, the English-speaking teachers thought I was saying "Goldilocks." They are puzzled to hear his name's been changed.

Maniac, Maniac, he's so cool.
Maniac, Maniac, don't go to school.
Runs all night
Runs all right
Maniac, Maniac
Got awarded the Newbery medal with requisite hamfisted pro-library message and clunky white liberal ideas of race relations.

I love commuting. :3

New York >

v. interesting read. I love Julie Taymor, but it seems like the stars were not aligned for this project from the beginning.

Hire a plank of wood as his replacement, no one will notice.

This just ain't the same without the glorious Batman, Cap, and Superman serials tbh.

I love ha hair and covet it for my own. But I was planning on getting it cut yet shorter. Conflicted :-(

Nah, I think it'll be fine.

If only we were lucky enough for this spank bank shit to be limited to mere thought.

In order to stuff her into his trunk.

Because there are more close-ups of her ass than there are of secondary characters, for one. She gets punched in the face by heroic Batman in a moment played for laughs. She has no arc and the movie is way too shallow to acknowledge that she's a domestic abuse victim, so they play that too for laughs.

Nah, I don't call it fapshaming either, I just liked the ring to it. Besides, I'm a big fan of fapping. But the roles they "squeeze" attractive actresses into at all times is absolutely preposterous and limiting not just because of mobility, but characterization, especially when you're talking about a fucking great…

HER role is sexist, fanboy. Yes, such a thing is possible even if there is more than one female role.

Oh, look, one of those articles where AVC's ~progressive commentariat suddenly gets grumpy and neocon cause they feel under attack for fapping to actresses who are constantly treated like objects.

Hamlet didn't change very much, actually. He was a hesitant fretter to the end.

All I'll say is that the coroners think he died within a minute of being struck. Cold comfort, but better than the alternative.

The sun isn't actually yellow. It's white, with wavelengths higher in the green spectrum, which is why plants are green. During dawn and sunup, the sun can look orange, yellow, or red depending on the atmosphere, and other cultures on earth consider the sun to be different colors, e.g. Japan, which considers it red,…

Is this a nerd test? Marvel's never had a reboot.

That's why we use "metahuman" or "enhanced"