Any time I read these stories, I think: how big was this fucking giant’s bladder? Two cases of tall boys on a car ride? How was the urine removed? Was he pissing in bottles? Then I think: I wonder how thick Andre’s cock was. If his finger to penis size ratio was normal, can you imagine the size of that HAWG?!

So, so tired of the knee jerk Boogie hate. How many of you have worked for a truly toxic, dysfunctional organization? It wears on your soul and sanity to labor under mercurial, talentless bosses whose best people skills include unclear yet passive-aggressive communication, recreational backstabbing and delusions of…

Melo’s really not that bad, if you think about it.

I bookmark Deadspin for a reason. But seriously (across gawker), were all the editors let go?

George W Bush has no perspective.

Cool Story Bro: Was at a Bed Bath and Beyond in Houston several years ago, and out of the corner of my eye, this ball goes bouncing down the aisle, quickly followed by what I could only assume at the time was an alien spacecraft, a giant silvery blur. A few seconds later, Dikembe comes strolling back, ball in hand in…

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Byron Scott spoke with Williams to make sure he’s mentally ready once the playoffs begin.

The thing that makes him a great coach is that he can get the players on his side. Too many coaches just lose the team by being incompetent/pushover/drill sergeant. Not an easy thing to do as there are probably only about 5 coaches in the league that have great minds and can relate to players. I find what Brad Stevens…

Underemployed Farting Object

It would put my husband out of job, but I don’t think he’d mind.

If Canadians get to jizz everywhere whenever they win in hockey, I’m going to revel in our basketball gold, thank you. I know that the talent difference is worse in basketball than hockey, but I don’t care. Just be thankful we don’t have football in the Olympics.

Honestly, nobody cares enough to read this whole comment. Please just answer yes or no.

You Don’t Belong Up There, Austin Rivers

The co-worker with whom I share a very, very thin wall. That’s fucking who.