As a person who works retail for a sought after brand: you are a mild annoyance at worst and not the reason we can’t have nice things. Don’t get me started.

Kowalski got through those bulldozers.

“If you’ve ever been in one of these Chargers...”

I have always said if I ever find out I have a Stage 4 Cancer before it can take me I am pulling a Kowalski.

Fuckin—same sort of 7th grade story. Military kid, but we had to go “off base” from middle school on, and the base was in a...shitty school district. Resident wannabes tried to gang up on me and my buddy one day. I was a nerdy mess, but I was ~50lbs bigger than the average 13 year old, so there was a limited threat…

My female cousin is tougher than most of the male cousins in my family. When Barb tells someone to, “hold her purse and earrings,” dudes get SHOOK UP.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

You’ve got to hand it to those kids; they played with spirit and sportsmanship when most of us just would walla in our misery.

I’m actually less worried about guns than bats, pepper spray, etc. People who protest with guns seem to understand the consequences of their actions. People who protest with bats/sticks/bike locks seem to think this is a Stanley Kubrick film.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Lynda Carter is 65 years old.

“Just kill me”

He brought peace to Cheron...

I refuse to play it. Everyone in the game is asking me if I want to play. Like they’re some sort of fantasy Ryo Hazuki asking about Lucky Hit.

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That’s not all he’s enjoying.

His phaser has one setting: stunning.

When he activates a prop, he actually gets a reading.