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Christopher Hunt
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“Forget the comics” is pretty much the Big Two’s motto right now.

As a person who works retail for a sought after brand: you are a mild annoyance at worst and not the reason we can’t have nice things. Don’t get me started.

Also, her name, if you play with the inflection, is “EVIL ENDEAVOR”.

The weird thing about Flashpoint is it just kinda happens. It’s more like a Flash storyline that happens to be a crossover and for an event that rebooted the DC universe that’s weird

Keep your workers separate and they have a harder time sharing information—about everything let alone harassment. Hell, part of me still thinks that as bad actors as corporate overlords can be, Marvel’s may be better for Disney looking over their shoulders and being less clubby.

I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

Kowalski got through those bulldozers.

“If you’ve ever been in one of these Chargers...”

I have always said if I ever find out I have a Stage 4 Cancer before it can take me I am pulling a Kowalski.

I hope you got some sleep and woke up less like moisture farmer Luke.

That’s not a bad reason for him to go full Prince Zuko and help Rey to master the fire element dark side of the Force.

I love this group shot of the Justice League:

Is that... actual good CGI on a SyFy show?!

I was a cinema projectionist back in the 35mm era. Which seems a ridiculous thing to say when that era only ended five years ago. But it was the best job I ever had, for the most part.

Frank Castle is pop culture’s very own modern Sisyphus.

Good gawd DC/WB, you just Goldblumed yourselves.

In the film, they explicitly worship Satan. Yes, it is for kids.

I hate to be such an OLD, but it is literally impossible to improve on the original.

As much as I’ve despised the man professionally, whenever I see him now my heart just aches for him. I can’t even get riled up any longer. He’s gone. It’s over. So let’s just get back to the business of mocking the idiocy of Warner Brothers execs.