I know I’m always in the greys. But I want to talk about how HIDEOUS AND WRETCHED this is. The dress. The belt. The earrings the bag omg the strappy shoes that make her look stumpy. Make it stop, you guys.

Raise your hand if your middle name is Marie. *raises hand*

Well, my cat has cancer. I’m finally coming to terms with it. I also have cancer. WTF? His is untreatable and we’re just trying some palliative measures to make him more comfortable for a while. He had a couple of shots today, steroids and antibiotics, and I got so excited when he got all excited when I opened a can…

Cat. They give 0 fucks and sleep 16 hours a day.

I took the fucking cat on the beach, with a makeshift leash (made out of twine) tied to his collar. Oh but not before I stopped two cops to ask “IS IT OK IF I TAKE MY CAT ON THE BEACH? I DON’T WANT TO BREAK ANY LAWS. ALSO, DO YOU THINK IT’S VERY LOUD DOWN THERE? I DON’T WANT TO SPOOK HIM.”

The look these dudes gave me,…

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

Did you also have a tin lunchbox and a helmet with a lamp on it?

I have so many memories from college of the fire alarm going off in my dorm because people put in the popcorn for too long. It states the time right there on the bag! No ambiguity! Thanks for making me stand out in the cold and drizzle at midnight, fucking assholes.

Still annoyed after all these years.

Colin Farrell when he does comedy is the best Colin Farrell, though he does do some great drama (Ondine? Crazy Heart? Dare I add The Recruit?).

Nothing wrong with Colin not dating. Someone’s entire life doesn’t have to have the pressures of high school.

Unexpectedly Great Restaurant Customer

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

Figaro is my rock right now. He’s been watching over me a lot, and not even letting his little brother get a rise out of him when we’re spooning. He knows that I need him. Just like I stayed up with him and gave him his medicine every four hours after his surgery over the summer, he’s returning the favor right now. I…

I don’t want to make this about me but .. two days ago, I told someone off for using the word tran*y and was instead subjected to more transphobic commentary, and this was someone who I was close to, and I was coming out to them. I identify as genderqueer and this interview & along with what I had to go through two…

Yes. Incredibly brave. I have to admit I half believed this narrative was all trash mag hearsay but since it now seems to be true, I only wish peace and happiness for Bruce in the future.

REM in 2004. It was their tour for their “best of” album. They were taking requests on their website. My husband told them how we listened to Automatic while we were dating and we used to swim at night together...Nightswimming, you know. Anyway, during the show a piano is wheeled out and Michael Stipe says that this…

Anal sex is like legal representation. Everyone pretends like they don’t want it, but when they have a need, they change their tune.

biebs is looking coke bloaty: agree or disagree, and discuss.