Katherine Hepburn was the best. She rocked the hell out of her trousers.

Yes! So crazy. Let me just pull out my Dumb-ass to English dictionary to figure out how you want your freaking eggs cooked.

I don't understand the mindset of someone like that. How does someone go to a restaurant, order food, and then become outraged when asked to pay for said food. Like WTF is the backwards thought process there?

Oh man, that gave me flashbacks to my retail days. Those cards were the worst! (Simon Mall cards?)

Wasn't there one awhile back where someone was defending a guy for freaking out about wanting his eggs cooked "mixed"?

This story is gold! Just, the mental picture of you swinging your ginormous bag of popcorn down into the seat is so so good.

I cannot stop laughing at "flaccid leavings", thank you for bringing that phrase into my life.

Aww, they're fur buddies!

It totally looks like that, she is giving me Gia vibes and I love it. Kinda want to frame this photo for my wall.

He looks like he's about to open his coat and offer to sell me a fake Rolex.

He is a dead ringer for Bundy! I think their eyes and smiles are very similar.