I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.
I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.
I want to see him really throw his weight around for these last few months. I want to see him make some changes that will be hard for that bigoted egomaniacal idiot to undo.
Taking notes and planning the revolution, I hope.
Where is Harriet when we need her?
For God’s sake, nooooooo. Republicans did this. Even yelled “You lie!” with Obama during his speeches and they came off as bratty, whiny children.
In one week last spring I lost my dad- who was my best friend and most influential person in my life- to cancer. He was young and active when he got it, fought for years and years, and was fucking pissed off and not ready to die. It sucked. My sister and I took care of him at my mom’s house, so he could die at home,…
Besides the whole destruction of the United States thing, this week has pretty much been the worst one of my life. So much so I called out today saying I was having “female problems” - a double entendre. Of course being a middle aged woman, not an excuse I’ll be able to use that much longer.
Worst week of my life? Probably two years ago. One night I told my husband of over a decade that I was going to leave, because he was mean to me and made me afraid of him.
The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…
When I was 18 years old I had a ton of money saved up from working summers before college. My friends and I decided to do a trip to england on our own money and stay with my family’s friends there.
I’d say it was when we lost our home due to my mom’s heroin addiction. I was 17 and just trying to finish up high school. My mom just finally lost herself after being a smoke anything/drink anything anyone paid for type of person who never seemed to get dependent. She and her best friend tried heroin and they both…
This is going to sound strange, even to my own ears, but I’ve been too distressed/depressed to drink this week.I have plenty of booze in the house, but it’s gone undrunk. Maybe drinking mass quantities of alcohol alone in bed is a little taboo even for my taste, because the fact that I’ve spent a lot of time that I…
I have heard quite a few people express the hope today that trump will become less abhorrent after the inauguration and he was just putting on an act to get elected. Is this bargaining stage of the five stages of grief?
Garnering just over 1.2 million votes, Jill Stein is arguably slightly less responsible for giving us Donald Trump…
Gary Johnson, a Libertarian nominee so baldly ill-equipped to win the presidency that his own VP Bill Weld semi-openl…
My doves. My lambs. My exhausted little baby angels, bruised as though we’d all fallen down a ladder stretching from…
Following the lead of our esteemed colleagues at Deadspin, we felt it was important for the staff of Jezebel to go…
I voted for Blagojevich twice. But in my defense, his GOP opponents were also terrible.
Me too. Best kids’ novel ever.