I was going to type this in the body of the post but since Pissing Contest is about ~*discussion*~ I figured I'd just put it here:

I tried so hard to have a tubal ligation when I was young. I was a single mother of two when I was 21, and even though I had a great job and supportive community, I did not want any more children and had nearly died having my youngest, and was paranoid to the point of celibacy due to having become pregnant twice…

oh my god you warned me not to read it but i kept reading and now i can't unread any of it and i'm ruined for life and i just can't anymore why does this exist ewww.

You know what's worse than porn that advertises this content? Porn that surprises you with it. God DAMN I do not need to see the inside of someone's colon, ever, let alone when I'm just trying to enjoy some private time with a video of a pretty naked lady. Last time they snuck a prolapse into an otherwise perfectly…

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

That lost cat story – the one that was gone for 13 years – made me a little sad. Although it's a happy ending. Look at this kitten, this kitten will not steer you wrong:

I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.

I get that people get sidetracked by a change in routine and that people are harried, distracted, etc, but here's what I don't get: when my kids were babies and toddlers, I was *always* talking, singing, etc with them in the car, and when they were asleep my eyes flicked to the rearview mirror frequently to check on…

Make sure you put a calender alert on your phone, so that you remember to keep leaving a review every single year until the sun explodes, then burns out, eliminating all human life, as I expect this guy to do. He's going to invent the technology to implant our consciousness into a computer, just so that he's able to…

It's the 70's.

Belted sweaters:

Don't forget the sansabelt pants and the coveralls for men's leisure wear.

Sorry people, but it is the 70s. It just is. Leisure suits, bell bottoms, bell bottomed leisure suits. I mean, why do your pants need to be that wide? What are you hiding under there? A horrible growth or something?

70s. I know, I know, Bianca Jagger and other fashionistas were rocking it, but real life people were in leisure suits and lots of terrible corduroy.

1970s

The 70s is hands-down the worst decade for fashion! I don't think I need to explain why.

There was NOTHING redeeming about "fashion" in the 70s. A million little polyesters died for each and every "outfit." Plus it was the start of of mass fashion... instead of having a few good ensembles, people bought and bought and BOUGHT all this slick polyester sh!t. //sniff Good thing moi discovered vintage…

The 70's. Especially the early and mid 70's.

Is this even up for debate? The 70s were the ugliest by far. In all of human history.

Yeah, I don't know, this sort of seems like one of those things like where, really, you have to exclude the obvious answer for this to be a fair contest. It's the 70's. It just is.

I worked at a grocery store in my teens. There was this one dude who (pretended that he) couldn't get his wallet out of his back pocket, because it was too big and he had crammed it in the pocket anyway. He asked me to help him get it out. I stood back and scoffed, saying nothing, but started to look for someone…