The one the Priest, the Minister, the Rabbi and the Imam keep walking into.

Exactly what I thought! In the updated Cinderella story, her fairy godmother (a sleazy plastic surgeon) tells her to make those titties count because they'll be gone by midnight. Then Cinderella leaves her bra at the ball, the prince makes every woman in the land try it on during his search for Mystery Tits,…

This actually looks really good and it's a great cast, will see.

The parts where he had sex with her after she said no, stalked her, and browbeat her into sexual acts she explicitly did not want.

I think pus is a protein. Could we get a doctor to weigh in?

I don't think ladies were Playgirl's primary demographic.

This was a group effort. I'm just the instrument.

WOW THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT

This is the closest thing I have to a ghost story. It isn't scary, but it is haunting.

I kept it when I found he'd cheated (she answered his phone and we chatted) and then I returned it to Tiffany. I got ALL the money.

I truly don't know why I subject myself to this thread every year.

I often have to as mine is like "lol are we all leaving??"

You say encouraging/capitalizing on hysteria based on a tangential relationship with the theme of the blog, I say journalism. Potato, potentially (we don't know yet, but it's my responsibility to throw it out there) ebola-ridden potahto.

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

It's not a micropeen! It's a precision instrument.

I have no use for a warm-up jacket thing, but I like this pattern A LOT. It's like Rorschach tree bark.

Dude, relax... we all get it. You think it's funny, and that's fine. It's just annoying and pathetic. Do you think anyone is stupid enough to buy it? Seriously, your issues with women have got to be terrifying.

I'll never get over the fact that the patriarchy convinces people everyday that men are superior to women, but then turn around and say that they need to be "trained" for marriage by women, and they need to be "tamed" by women sexually because they're very sexual human beings and the poor poor menz can't help…

Sorry, this is long, there are two break ups and they're not really bonkers or funny, but I just wanted to write them down.

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…