The man’s entire career revolves around being in peak physical condition, memorizing lines, eating healthy, and dehydrating his body to look Aesthetically Pleasing In Films. He has hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars invested in personal trainers, his own fitness equipment, diet and lifestyle coaches,…

That cgi beard is flawless.

Theoretically, he has enough phones to affect traffic patterns to make this slightly less dangerous for himself.

i tried

I like basketball

I might not have the strength...

Someone has to...

My nearly 50 YO self is saying “you should have stood up for yourself and not married him if you were not ready, mother be damned”.

Ever felt the urge to leave town but weird circumstances never allowed it?

While I certainly think Bateman made some dumb comments that he clearly now regrets, the amount of vitriol and outrage this is generating among the Twitterati is also pretty infuriating. Jezebel is literally running an article where the author posts quotes from the interview and then writes “FUCK OFF” multiple times.

After listening to the audio, and how chill she was during the whole landing, I was expecting her to put in a lunch order for her and the co-pilot.

Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

I wish there were more animated ones like the Simpsons one.

Some will cry “clickbait”, but fuck em, joke preservation trumps all other considerations.

Should be pretty obvious.

I picked up Bloodborne on Monday and after a few long play sessions, I unfortunately say this: