Boy, rarely have I recalled a story that is so wildly plausible and implausible simultaneously.

Because an adult took her there.

It probably won’t, but your diehard Stein support might

But she is clearly skeptical of vaccinations, or at least wants people to think she is. She’s not a clear anti-vaxxer, but she has no problem attracting them by mentioning “legitimate questions” people have regarding vaccines. Either way, it’s a shitty position to take.

Remember when Sarandon stumped for Nader in 2000, then regretted it so hard that she went out campaigning for Kerry in 2004 because we couldn’t afford four more years of Bush for any reason? Apparently neither does she, because she’s about to pull the exact same stunt (only this time with added threat of nuclear war…

This article didn’t say anti-vax. It said vaccine skeptical, which is a pretty fair (if not charitable) description of the position as best as you can make out from her waffling positions. Another, more apt description might be “anti-vaccine panderer.”

Your wokest aunt Saran Sarandon, who once suggested Donald Trump might make a better president than Hillary Clinton because of the subsequent revolution...

This “conscience” business is narcissism of the highest order. I have zero respect for anyone who feels their own high and mighty Facebook bragging rights take precedence over the needs of so many others.

No, because as a Sanders supporter, you believe there’s a secret conspiracy headed by the DNC that coerced, blackmailed or possibly even tortured Bernie into endorsing a candidate he once did everything he could to save America from. Bernie’s like a prisoner of war - his words are manipulated by the people with the li…

I think that that is what frustrates me most about the people who are choosing to vote based on their conscience: in my experience, they’re overwhelmingly people who will not be directly impacted by their decision. Mostly it’s white abled-bodied heterosexual cis men (most of whom are happily middle class or higher) or…

Exactly. A friend actually said to me the other day, “Eh, we survived eight years of George W, so...” Yes, but despite all his numerous faults I never feared the destruction of mankind because of a Twitter slight from him either.

Counter-point: If Susan Sarandon’s endorsement on November 1st is something that could effect the way you choose to vote, you’re already a big part of the problem.

Especially deciding to pull this crap right as the polls have begun to tighten and Clinton is facing more drama about the e-mails.

Well, she’s a white entitled idiot who won’t be affected if Trump wins so, OF COURSE SHE DOES.

A curious thing for me personally is how I can theoretically agree with a lot of what Sarandon is saying while somehow also vehemently disagreeing with her to the point of audibly and repeatedly muttering “Come the fuck on, Susan” at my computer screen and staging imaginary arguments with her in my bathroom mirror.

Damn it, that attitude is fucking dangerous. Hillary is not safe. She has not been elected. The polls are uncomfortably close, and encouraging people to pull this morally pure shit plays right into Donald’s teeny hands.

If you’re a Sanders supporter, and he is a Clinton supporter, shouldn’t you currently be supporting the excutive branch candidate that he thinks will best help him accomplish his legislative branch goals?

Former Jezebel writer Mark Shrayber occasionally texts me screenshots of it to troll me, which I richly deserve

Sexism and racism. That’s why. They couldn’t bring themselves to accept a black president. They can’t bring themselves to accept a female one either.

New Yorkers know this guy. We’re amazed that the rest of the country is buying his steaming load of BS.