when you drive something this huge the concept of a finite universe most of the time is nothing but a vauge theoretical possibility

Professional athletes taking or flushing condoms seems like a reasonable move. I have no idea if rape happened or not, but that doesn’t swing me either way.

And what is maddening is that this is only true in the most superficial of senses insofar as there had never been a literal office called “President” before but completely ignores nearly every other facet of both Washington’s life experience and crucially, temperament. While he is obviously flawed from a modern…

You remind me of someone...a man I met in a half-remembered dream....He was possessed of some radical notions.

Per a release from the TPS

I’m an attorney at a big firm. We make plenty of money (north of the figure you quoted), but it still hardly feels worth it. It’s especially bad once you start pushing 75-80+ hours, because now you’re not just losing extra free time, you end up losing ALL your free time. Weeks when I do nothing but get up, go to work,…

Love is relative.

And everyone who now comes and says “That’s how the gaming industry works, you can’t do it any other way” and the other usual bullshit, please be reminded of this study published last year in The Lancet

I had to squint to see it, but apparently the same author wrote If God Loves me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open. I know what I’m asking for for X-Mas.

The problem I have with this, and most NFL articles on Deadspin, is the stunning lack of football knowledge by the author(s).

ODB (I know everyone’s calling him OBJ now; I reject it) said last week that he would be willing to switch over to safety, because, and I’m paraphrasing so closely it’s almost a quote, there are fewer rules on defense.

For how bad it is, this is actually really well done.

Shouldn’t it have been a 10 second runoff on the first illegal shift penalty?

I mean this in a ‘im glad’ rather thsn a morbid sense, but:

I feel bad for the poor bastard from The Oklahoman who was apparently so distraught over the game that he filed his story from the local bar.

I’m sure that with everything you’ve ever read, you’ve never missed a word, but I am but a flawed sub-human and not up to your level.

I missed the line and I apologized for it. What the fuck more do you want from me?

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

But, much higher among athletes and people of a high-profile. It isn’t being insensitive or uncaring towards victims of domestic violence to point out that professional athletes do have a much higher instance of people coming into their lives and lying to gain something monetarily

Yeah, well I've been reading Deadspin longer than you've been posting here. And I never personally insulted you. So how about you show some class and keep it respectful.