Those GIF’s show just how stagnant the Thunder offense is. Every Warrior has both eyes on the ball, Steph is the only one (in the 1st GIF) who even looks between man and ball. If you’re going to let Klay Thompson and Steph conserve energy on the defensive end you’re going to get more of those 9-0, 12-2, etc. runs that…

It’s amazing how much you can learn from the internet. And how distorted a view of reality and proportions it can lead one to.

A good rule of thumb is that generally speaking, your dick should really not have all that many states.

You might want to work on your joke getting skills. Lord knows I have to work on my joke making skills.

I still like Simmons. I don’t disagree with most of the (sane) criticisms people have of him, but I enjoy much of his work, particularly his NBA stuff. So ... *shrug*

This guy thinks he’s cool because he’s seen six movies. I’ve seen seven movies and no one gives a shit about me. Life is cold and cruel

That’s a good bear and, potentially, a good pet.

Even brown and black people’s lots have improved compared to where we were.
The world is a better place to be than it was, for most everybody, by almost any measure.

This comment suggests you've met 10 million people and one is better than your dog - was it Montel Williams?

Hate to break it to you, but your kids are unlikely to “grow up to become valedictorian, or win the Daytona 500, or get O.J. acquitted, or own a food truck, or even cure cancer,” either. Existing for a time before not existing is a pretty good summation of the human condition.

I can confirm the parrot thing. My next door neighbor growing up bought a parrot when he was in college and still had the thing 30+ years later. We fed him when they went out of town and that parrot was mean as hell. My dad had to MacGyver a funnel to feed him because the parrot would bite anyone other than that…

In two weeks, Adequate Man has featured a story about picking apples for a bachelor party idea, and a guy who took his cats on his honeymoon.

Pretty sure he was just calling out Deadspin’s editorial mistake.

If I’m not mistaken, I believe he starred in a variety of pornographical films from that era.

Steph is a better defender and passer. The only thing Westbrook does better is rebound. And that is often to the detriment of his teams transition D. I should add Curry is a better pg defender. Westbrook may have more value as a defender because he can guard the 2. I like Westbrook too, but to say you would rather…

How about we extend this series, end the Raptors-Heat series, and just call it even?

When I was 15 or 16, I was laying on my floor-bound mattress in my sparsely adorned bedroom with bare sheets of plywood for the floors. My father had started to remodel the house and had ripped up the existing carpet leaving the entire house with bare floors. He and my mom fought endlessly over his numerous…

It’s interesting I never really liked them outside of creep and maybe 3 or 4 other songs. I certainly never understood why other people liked them as much as they do. But then I listened to them while tripping on mushrooms and it made total sense what their appeal is. I still don’t choose to listen to their music…

it’s exceedingly strange that you can can love this song and not like post OKC Radiohead

2. Don’t say your favorite Radiohead album is Kid A.