Just assume I’m an idiot; that’s probably your default assumption about everyone who isn’t you. Cheers!

lol, #GamerTakes

Someone told me this same story last night, but they were the Mei. Maybe it was the same game :) (this is on Xbox)

I had a guy tell me ingame last night that he went in as Mei. Tried to put an ice wall in front of the goal and it crashed the game for everyone.

Cool ideas, gonna try them out later

Well, about 2 seconds and change accounting for reaction time, right? And it’s pretty easy to be more than 2 seconds away from the nearest cover, especially in an active firefight. IDK, obviously some will say it’s easy to avoid, others will say impossible, truth is somewhere in between. Love Dr. Steve Brule, btw.

It’s a bit strange they’d improve her ult, since it was already so effective. Especially on the maps with only two capture points, where the first one is relatively easy to take and the second one much more difficult (Anubis, Volskaya, Hanamura), sometimes all a team has going for it is hoping D.Va, Reaper, or some…

Didn’t Votto pointedly refuse to give a kid in the front row his battling gloves in San Fran like a month ago, telling the kid he was rich? Votto hates front row fans.

I know you’re at least half-kidding, but I’m a bad Reds fan who checked out on them months ago, so I looked up Votto’s stats, thinking I’d slam them, and...oh shit, he’s like 1.100 OPS in the last two months. Titty twist away, Joey!

Because what you’re calling not very special is actually special as fuck, unfortunately.

You may be thinking of the S. E. Cupp episode. I enjoyed that one, too.

Definitely possible. I mean, the shitty truth about circumstantial evidence (which is all evidence, really) is that all of those exculpatory things: the bar fight, the witness accounts of the behavior in the car, and her supposed text messages saying she was going to set him up, all of those things could be true, and…

Well, for my part I should have figured that out, too, just didn’t think to try variations.

There seems to be particularly good reason not to jump to a specific conclusion here: Zeke’s explanation can be debunked, and at least partially verified.

If his girlfriend was in a bar fight, the bar has a name and is staffed by actual humans, who can report, at the very least, whether a fight occurred involving a…

There appears to be no such place as Canvas Lane in or near Columbus, as best I can tell.

You’re almost certainly world-class at many things, they’re just most likely completely unmonetizable and probably unnoticable, like your hand-washing technique destroys more bacteria than almost anyone else’s, or the fewest tiny pieces of pasta go scattering to the winds when you break them in half before putting…

I find the idea of the Olympic pool being 10 miles deep for no reason to be quite existentially disturbing.

I was having the exact same thought at exactly the time I saw your comment. It made me burst out laughing. Cheers!

Dude clearly has mental problems; it’s probably best he’s obsessed with catching fouled-off baseballs and not something more nefarious.

I believe Netflix has a deal with the creator to make 12 more, and they’re slated to be dumped all at once in regular Netflix fashion.