Officially scored an E7 on the wildling with the butterfly net

Even though it was clearly a fair question, will virtue points still be awarded to the brave male media members who voiced their support on Twitter?

I’m honored to have taken this to 500

I’d bet anything Kyrie got “bold” off of the tin of Folgers at Cavs HQ.

Are you saying he can’t read because he has down’s syndrome?????

I’d be tired too if I scored 4 points in Houston and 36 in Toronto during the same game. :)

That’s a very blind-friendly video.

“What is that sound? Oh. Still? Got it. May I have a second opinion? Thank you.”

A 500-foot home run counts the same as a 300-footer, though admittedly the gasps are louder.

Where, exactly?

He even killed himself in a way that could have hurt or even killed innocent people. Fuck that guy.

Eh, thought better of getting into that

You’re not liberal, you’re just an asshole who likes smoking weed.

Presenters for Gelf Magazine include Tiger Mirkwoods and of course Lance Ten Broek

If he self-immolates in front of the White House, he’ll be both!

Someone please write an oral (ahem) history of how “he was hacked” became both always a lie and always an acceptable justification for anything.

Exit polls are reporting 1.4 sleeves per person

Could we even hear them over the crowd noise?

He missed the layup, unfortunately, but got fouled.

“Mascarading” is a hilarious portmanteau in this instance; did you do it on purpose?