There’s too much WWE TV already, and now this and Smackdown might go 3 hours on Fox too...

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

St. Vincent hasn’t made a good record since Actor. This record isn’t very good either. Also, lol, at “what’s more radical than women over the age of 40 being aggressively sexual?” This was a radical idea, what, 20 years ago? Samantha on Sex in the City, Desperate Housewives, etc etc etc., the entire second half of…

I don’t think people are accusing it of being faceless/sell-out compared to anything on the radio, but it sure feels faceless compared to Sleater-Kinney’s own catalogue.

I’m guessing it’s not a random scribble and is actually words. But sure, be wrong.

If you made value decisions on people based on whether or not they have a tattoo, you are sentient diarrhea. Just saying

The results are skewed by the sales data; regular people are content with a mix but monsters buy the two worst flavors by themselves in bulk.

Black licorice and buttered popcorn as the top two flavors? Was this poll only given at senior living facilities?

So you’d rather have corporations that you can not affect in any way at all running things rather than a government that you can vote for?

Capitalism is inherently based on the subjugation of others. There is no “good capitalism.”

Counterpoint: That was the most batshit crazy, random, goofy, fun half time show I have ever seen. I can’t even remember who played in that game.

See also: Skeeter.

There’s a dark side to this reveal. We’ve never seen her as a Muppet Adult!

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

If you hadn’t said that you never got into Taking Back Sunday, I would have read this and thought that I temporarily blacked out and wrote this comment. Luckily Taking Back Sunday’s Tell All Your Friends was pretty much my reason for existence around age 16 so I can safely assume I did not enter a fugue state and hack…

Republican lawmakers will be pissed when they can no longer quickly access the NAMBLA website.

Wow...America sucks.

Wow, what a massive sacrifice for this highly-paid, beautiful actress to only get fucked up occasionally. I can certainly commiserate; as part of my preparation for the role of middle-class office worker I’ve had to stop partying completely.

I loved Dragon’s Lair (and Dragon’s Lair 2). I’m not going to argue that they were good games (they were barely games) but the animation was amazing. I remember when I first beat it. I was at a Straw Hat pizza and there was nobody there except a couple of girls playing something a few games down. I beat the game and…

You really lost credibility with me when you dissed zesty sauce aka onion ring sauce aka THE BEST SAUCE