Men, you cuck.

lol

Die in a fire.

You’re the worst. It’s the World Series, and it’s dramatic.

Chapman really slapped the Indians around, right jokesters?

See, now here’s how you write a story about Wahoo without being a trolling, cherry picking idiot.

You’re boring.

Fuck this sport.

You’re probably not old enough to know how boring and predicitible the timing, content (and in retrospect author for) this story is.

That’s not how that joke works.

I think it’s hilarious when big market writers and fans joke about how bad their teams are when they’re in the World Series one year and the playoffs the next year, because they expect to win a fucking title every year because they’re in a big market.

Losers.

And yet, despite all we know, there will always be women willing to put themselves in obviously stupid situations.

I’ve made a habit of bitching about political cross posts on Deadspin but I’ll allow this.

Hey dope-dope, stop cross-posting politics to Deadspin.

Please stop posting Trump stories to a sports blog. Dummy.

If that’s sexual assault then everyone who’s ever watched a horror movie is a fucking murderer. Enough with this shit already.

If a man were covering this story there would be a woman who complains that the opinion is biased.

Please, please fucking please stop cross posting this garbage to Deadspin.

Stop cross posting to Deadspin.