Once in third grade, my father off-handedly mentioned that under the Constitution, we didn’t actually have to stand up and do the Pledge of Allegiance. So me being the third grade dink that I was, the next day I stayed seated for the Pledge at my local private school, and was promptly sent to the pastor and the…

I dunno man.... Frosthaven had 300K$ in the first five minutes that kickstarter went up.   By the next day it broke 5 million.   

I’m also wondering about this. I assuming I’ll have to call EDD in California. I got fired in late December and applied for unemployment, and was approved but I didn’t claim any of the money yet because I found enough part time work to get as many hours as I wanted. But it’s with schools and they all closed. So I…

No, thank you. 

Waiting for that cat licking the plate to knock the next domino over is as tense as a Hitchcockian thriller.

You should set every Cadbury Egg on fire because they’re garbage.

I can honestly not think of too many games that can entertain so many reversals of fortune in a single game and not feel stupid and random. Sure, random stuff can bork your chances, but pretty much every time that happens, you knew you were tempting fate when you put yourself out there.

Is it really an Easter Egg if its not found in-game?  Unless I missed something, this is only seen if you go into the game files

Our 25 weeker was in the NICU for 81 days. We were there every single day. Towards the end of our stay we suddenly realized that we hadn’t even thought about finishing the nursery, crib, car seat, clothes, diapers, etc. etc. etc.

“Rock your arm back and forth”

I like to put mine in my back pocket and twerk. 

Are the controls complete trash, or is it just me? The whole turbo/drifting thing being a toggle in the main menu seems insane as well

Why isn’t the headline, “Wait, This is What Will Ferrell Looks Like Now?”

That’s adorable! Always remember your first-then contingencies, make her work for it lol

My Autistic brother was completely non-verbal at first.

I work with a dude whose wife is a type 1 diabetic. Our insurance makes them prove that she’s a Type 1 Diabetic every few months in order to pay for her insulin. Also, they won’t cover the test things that are compatible with her pump. Also, they won’t cover giving her a new pump because she already has one. So they…

Aw, that sounds like her version of my son’s “come on, please? pleeeeease???” It’s pretty clever. 

Reelgood tells me that all the titles they counted are, in fact, covered in the subscription. If the Prime app is surfacing too many extra-cost videos, you can look at Reelgood’s page of Prime subscription titles.

Thank you for posting alternative needs to the “must be quiet for bed.”

Any advice on how to deal with the longterm repercussions of a layoff in regards to self esteem / feelings of security? I was laid off in 2016 during a company buyout. I got another job about three months later that I knew wasn’t a good fit but it paid the bills. Now I’m in a better position at a better company. I’ve…