I vaguely remember during the early aughts trying to find a McDonald’s french fry recipe and I learned all about double frying your fries. And the key was to pre-soak the potatoes in a water/vinegar solution, freezing the potatoes, lightly frying frying them, freezing it again, and then frying it again.

Or something…

What is this?  What have you done!  You’re a mad man!

I keep thinking about what if there are other intelligent species out there but they are sufficiently rare enough to where there are only 1 per galaxy and physics really only limits us to sub light speeds thus making interstellar/intergalactic travel not feasible. There would be hundreds of billions of intelligent…

Imagine restaurants buy up most, if not all, of the food in an area. This drives up the prices of the remaining food so that only the wealthy can afford to prepare their own food. This forces people to have to eat only at these restaurants, most of them are crap because where else are people going to go? They charge…

what is the premium that your friend charges over the mortgage for his landlord “services”? I assume you own, so do you pay him for those services in addition to your mortgage as well since you think they are so good? Would any of his tenants pay for his services if/when they are able to own their own place? If they…

what about something like mint liqueur?  I always figured it was a SUPER short shelf life, but I’ve never known specifics.

We were working with our pediatrician to help my autistic daughter sleep more consistently. She recommended 5-10mg, but we really didn’t see anything effective until we got to 10mg. Now we’ve just learned that there are nights where she is having trouble settling and getting to sleep, so if she is still awake and…

we found out the size of the pull out couch bed mattress the kid would be sleeping in and bought a bed tent just for that. It was a pain getting through security at the airport but it was perfect for sleeping at night! She was excited to be in a tent and stayed there all night.

It wasn’t cheap, like $100-150 if I…

As opposed to you who does the math before hand to se if the party is worth it and showing up with baggies to steal some of the food?

If you are going through all this trouble to do this kind of math then it doesn’t sound like your job is the absolute worst job in the world but it also doesn’t sound like you are happy there.

If you can, maybe get a resume together and just take a look to see what is out there for you. See if you can a) find a job…

Math!

I cause of and solution to all of our problems!

If god didn’t want me to clean out my ears with a qtip why did he put a button in there that feels oh so so good when I hit it?

It would be cool to the sleep timer tied to your apple watch.  Like, stop playing 15 minutes after the watch thinks you’ve fallen asleep

I would give my left nut to be able to do this with my iPhone.

(this is not an invitation to question my life choices, thank you)

they also know I’m there when I use my credit card to purchase the food without the app!

As an avid fast food eater
1) Every store has apps now. I mainly use the McDonald’s app and there are always deals on there.
2) Wendy’s 4 for 4 deal or their $5 Biggie Bag is one of the best deals out there. A hamburger, fries, chicken nuggets, and a drink for $4 or $5? That is just unheard of now. And you can large…

The same reason I wait til the last minute to do any tedious project....?

The same reason I wait til the last minute to do any tedious project....?

I’ve used Credit Karma Tax the last couple of years and so I did Cash App Tax this year. After having to walk HR Block through how to use their own computer and app I never want to pay someone to do my taxes again.

You do have to download the Cash App to your phone and they push using the app by giving you your refund…

I’ve used Credit Karma Tax the last couple of years and so I did Cash App Tax this year. After having to walk HR…

It is 2022 and we’ve known for a while now that our current climate crisis isn’t going to be solved by individuals and what straws they use but by systemic changes through the use of policy to hold large corporations accountable.

Shaming people for not following your preferred way of remaining environmentally conscious…

The extra straws help with getting milkshakes from other restaurants. Other restaurants’ straws are woefully too skinny and their milkshakes are too thick to make it a pleasant experience.

Also, I 100% want to encourage more McDonald’s content on this site!