Imagine all their Check Engine Lights burning in unison, lighting up the German night sky.

What the actual fuck? What could be the purpose of this sort of random violence? Is there some sort of underground super villain training? Maybe it was her homework? I just don't... don't even know.

This is neither short-sighted, fear-based, nor protectionist. What the hell is this guy doing in the auto industry?!

Writing like this makes the internet worth it. Let's hope it's contagious.

Good gravy, that interior is terrible. I have no words...

if i'm forced to drive a hideous 70's american car, i'll choose this over the vega and starfire.

NASCAR said as much. On-track, inside the walls, it's NASCAR's deal. Outside the walls and it's the property of local authorities. Unless someone dies on track (and they are pronounced dead there) what happens at the track stays at the track, really.

Piquet Jr. crashing into someone? That's unheard of!

*Initiating standard Jalop reply*

By far, some of the coolest cruisers were the 1980s NYPD Plymouth Gran Furys and Dodge Diplomats. The color-schemes were great, the red/white aerodynic/aerotwin lightbars were very good looking, and the overall package surely stands out on the road.

And not to be outdone...Saabs in Aspen too.

Saabs in Vail.

Gall had to amend the letter after realizing that "Poonerman" was in fact Burke's own username.

Maybe he can "pray away the gray," too.

For future reference, when an article includes the word "tacky" you should begin your web research by typing in "Ken Block Inspired" and then the noun you are searching for.

Skin-toning is essential for a successful makeover.

She then went on to win silver medal in Cunt Punting at the '36 Olympics in Munich.

Fucking hipsters.

Correction: Those are actually the Jaguars, Eagles, Browns, Bills and Panthers trophy display cases.