nice :D

So then Saudi Arabia is the only place in the world where someone shouts "Omar's coming!" and nobody runs away? That must be really confusing. They should deport him to Baltimore.

Bulletproof clothes - because the problem isn't guns, it's your clothes.

But we can't ban guns ... that would be crazy.

Albert, any chance you could do more pieces like the STRAW-ber-ita one from earlier today? That was your best yet!

Looks like lego or some limo mod for minecraft

there for the white perspective

Dig it, but it kinda looks like an old Peugeot 404

Good piece, albeit with one glaring error: your assumption that South Bend is a nice town. In fact, it's quite the shit hole the second you step off Notre Dame's campus.

Agree, watching the turkeys looking up at the rain on the networks and major outlets made for a painful, confusing, and misinforming week. BIG NEWS doesn't want us to know that a sports blog could be more accurate and have more shreds of integrity than the billion dollar industry. Keep up the good work Deadspin.

"The small-dicked boy, seen here with his small-dicked dad and their "Legos For Big Boys" gun and collection of dollar store candles, went on to say, 'Umm... freedom. And stuff. And... class of 2017— unless I get 'held back' again— rules!!'"

My understanding is that GM doesn't have a manual transmission that will mate to this diesel engine. Shame, since I love my Cruze manual.

2nd Here's a list of other Chrysler Group Execs (there are a lot of them):

"Reid Bigland" sounds like a character on the Simpsons.

I work at a Buick dealership, and remember when this car launched. We had a big fancy premier night for it, and invited all the Buick owners in. So basically a crowd of octogenarians just there for the free buffet. During the presentation, the person showing the car was talking about the CD player and how it plays mp3…

Any year Saturn S-Series. They get good safety ratings, great gas mileage and have decent reliability and since they were so popular back in the day, parts are cheap/available and all of the issues a teenager will encounter are documented and have easy fixes. They also came in wagon form which is a plus in my book.…

Giorgetto Giugiaro, upon seeing the TR7 at the Geneva Motor Show in 1975, stood looking at it bemused for several minutes. He then proceeded to move around to the other side of the car.

The NRA has to take an extreme position because their opponents also take extreme positions. This is why middle ground is hard to reach. NRA's stance on the subject is 'give them an inch and they'll take a mile', and rightfully so. Gun grabbers won't be content with more stringent licencing, it will only take the next…

If you want to have "rational controls" on guns, you need to first say what the problem is how how your solution will fix it. Gun violence goes down every year. Rifles are used in about two percent of all gun killings. By all measures, we are already curbing gun violence.

The latest of several Lion Air crashes... this plane was brand-new, delivered last month to the airline.