When I was 14ish I was at a Denver art museum with my family. My mother, the art major, was quizzing us on on the artists. She put her hand over a name plate and touched something and alarms went off. I didn’t cry. I am very proud of that.

I live in a neighborhood in which the primary language is Spanish. And based on the number of pupusarias I am assuming a large Salvadoran population. And we have mosquitoes. And are trying to conceive. As far as I know there have been known Zika cases here, but we have already discussed our options should this become…

I have asked for zero advice and you and your little “friend”/other account need to fuck off. But nice try.

Dear lord get off the cross. That is more assumptions than I care to deal with. You are be as big a bitch as you like to me faceless stranger, but you have outed yourself as a person who neither very bright nor very thoughtful. So have a wonderful night. I’m sure your high horse is tired, give him a rest.

Oh. Thank you for the clarification. I also don’t understand people AT ALL so I get defensive about my gift giving and always feel like I have done it wrong.

I really can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not. I have been given a lot of gifts as a child by extended family that were obviously obligation gifts and I would rather not receive anything than something that says “I don’t know you or care about you but I’m stuck with you so here are some incense cones with the price…

Then you have to trust that she is doing well enough to keep herself and her baby safe. But keeping this secret WILL come back to bite you in the ass. And could really hurt her. She is going to need someone she can trust to have her back when she has a tiny baby. If her husband is trolling for ass, she deserves to…

That seems INSANE price wise. What is your insurance through? Work? Have you looked into therapists who offer skype sessions?

I have *issues* around gift giving so do with this what you will. My husband’s good friends got married two years ago and I put together, using their registry, a home bar basket with a fuzzy blanket, wine, a bottle of grooms favorite liquor, and bunch of accessories they had registered for. When we got married in May,…

Think about it this way. If he is fucking around and not just desperate for attention (either way he’s an ass) and he gets say.......syphilis. And passes it to his wife. And they don’t STI screen her right before birth.....blind baby (pretty sure it’s syph that does that). So.....tell her in person, if you are…

I spent a YEAR teaching my bank about purchases on the Apple store for my ipad. A YEAR. Because I don’t live in California and that is where the charges originate.

What an incredibly stupid controversy. Hell, what an incredibly stupid thing to have an opinion on . Oh no! Shorts with extra pockets! Anyone that genuinely cares enough to write articles for or against cargo shorts, or throws their partner’s clothes out, or really, gets excited in ANY WAY about fucking cargo…

I am having some VERY interesting pants feelings. Thank you! And thank Lee for that tiny smile. Wow.

Pandering to antivaxxers is a big fucking problem. I get that you probably aren’t all into stuff like “facts” and “science” and “logic” but if you feed the beast it only gets bigger. See: Trump.

I really dislike this woman. I’m sure she is a fine person, but I have yet to see a picture of her where she looks like a fucking model. Surely, there are other trans women, trans women with that special thing that makes good models magnetic, who could have been signed. Instead, we get the charisma void who always…

Yeah, he is kinda doofy looking but he commits and has charisma.

So exactly how many fucking decades are you people going to blather on about “well we need to make a third party viable”? Because honestly, my name might be wrong, when did Nader show up? And yet, SHOCKINGLY, we still don’t have a viable third party. And now.............wow. This bitch. You planning to vote for her?