That's all you need. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to tweet at Alicia Florrick until she makes me her man-bride.

life is about balance, yo

No shoes of course. Although, my girlie does love a good shoe. To eat.

Fine but he used model glue so this shit’s gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...

Unless she’s having kale for the other two.

Oh, Chris Hemsworth’s career is “in crisis,” and he’s worried he’ll “be stuck in his Thor costume forever.”

she eats cheeseburgers for breakfast.

why don’t hipsters realize they are actually suburban grandmas?

NO#StayclassyKendall

Kendall is really not keeping up with her family’s level of drama. Girlfriend needs to feud more.

I don’t think I knew they weren’t the same person until right now.

I'd be shocked if they even ate them.

Absofuckinglutely.

But Kris probably is

Being at home in the suburbs with pre-school aged children is not like real life: it’s just other SAHP and little kids and really old people, so there’s no structure or formality-just a bunch of people trying to get through the day.

Can’t say I’m surprised that overpriced Lululemon stuff isn’t actually durable. And I’m with you; my only concern for workout clothing and shoes is functionality. To avoid constant laundry, I wear workout pants many times before washing them (I only own 2 pairs plus a pair of yoga pants and running shorts), and I not…

People wear workout clothes all the time here in the suburbs. They’ve replaced jeans and t-shirts for casual wear.

I work at a gym, so I can wear workout clothing every minute of every day, although I’m out front mostly and need to look pulled together and professional (no sloppy stuff), and even *I* do not need a monthly shipment of workout clothes!

Are you sure tho remember when she was all like if you die from drugs you’re a piece of shit and you deserve it? And Kendall and Khloe were like no what about addiction it's sad when people die like that and she was like nope everyone who touches drugs is a waste of life?How about when she was like this is my house…

i believe her. khloe has always seemed fairly normal, and her relationship with lamar seemed real enough, though it ended sadly.