Judging by how many convicted sex offenders who are also Latino show up on my pedo/rapist map within a 5 mile radius of my neighborhood, it’s safe to say the real problem is that sex crimes just aren’t treated harshly enough in general.

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

I don’t know if it’s any consolation, but let’s not forget that the one who got the short end of the stick here was the bug.

I’m a horrible person who has a special place reserved in hell for me, complete with a velvet rope and a disco ball, because I was distracted by the picture as I read the headline and thought it said “Prince William Opens Up About the Loss of His Hair.”

I do fieldwork in the Canadian Arctic and Subarctic, where bears (black/brown/grizzly/polar, depending on where you are) are something you have to think about.

This illustration is magnificent!

Where in the fuck were these horses when I was getting hauled off the plane in full panic attack?

Toronto: step up your game. I want horses.

some people get off on rape (as fucked up as i think that is, it does happen apparently.) that doesn’t make it not rape.

WTF, getting off on it doesn’t make it not rape.

I have no idea why I’m so intrigued by this story but damn if that isn’t a freaking enthralling podcast. I really hope he is OK, he deserves to be.

Dr. Oz? I’m sure he has some magical pill and you’re not going to believe the results!!!