lmao i know what you mean. in my life, i’ve known this josh, who was a gem of a human, another josh who is an awesome, overgrown frat bro type but not in the rapey douche way, and that’s about it for good joshes. i’ve also been sexually assaulted by a josh and had to be lab partners with a josh who looked and smelled…

Ohmygosh. Look at his fancy little self! Also, he can swim right? Baby hippos can swim? Because blooop, into that water and then... CUT TO DRINKING MOTHER HIPPO. Like a Lifetime movie.

I bet you made this kid’s day (and it looks like he may have made yours?)