Roberto Cemente

At this point, I’ve become cynical enough to expect anything that would lower workers’ wages to be passed by politicians, baseball players or not.

Nope, it was Bjork and Mindy.

Fry: What happened?

“Johnny Manziel...mauled, senselessly, by lions at age 23" - Tom Brokaw

Yeah, maybe if he deflated 6 million balls...

Think they’ll find motors in any of those bags?

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

You have to put as much DPS into the Warriors as possible in phases 1 and 2 because their rage timer is really short and once that goes off it’s a huge AOE that brings your hit points way down and if your healers aren’t top notch you’re going to succumb and the entire raid will wipe.

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

Ugh, so much diving.

If Ronaldo tallies the go-ahead goal, I assume he’ll just blow himself at midfield.

More like former coach.

It’s actually terrifying to me how many times in the videos defenders get beat so badly that they literally just stop playing...

B.J. Novak + Rami Malek = Samer Kalaf

Zombie Jon Snow: “Maybe it will grow back...”

I’m all about the dongs and dingers, but can we agree on the grammar rules.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.