No, he’ll need a fast car to outrun his child support payments.

Despite the new wagon’s nifty interior, I think I prefer the looks of the ‘05.

I’m guessing this is streaming nowhere? Will it be on Criterion Channel? With a Curtis Mayfield soundtrack, a young JEJ as a suave trash-man, and Rita Moreno vouching for it’s legitimacy, I need to see this. This seems way more mainstream than “Killer of Sheep,” or the straight-up blaxploitation films that I associate…

Cecily Strong is ready for this.

Friend = former employee with diagnosed mental illness.

Herschel Walker’s achievements in life have been amazing, but only on the physical front.

Friend = former employee with diagnosed mental illness.

Herschel Walker’s achievements in life have been amazing, but only on the physical front.

Friend = former employee with diagnosed mental illness.

Herschel Walker’s achievements in life have been amazing, but only on the physical front.

Friend = former employee with diagnosed mental illness.

Herschel Walker’s achievements in life have been amazing, but only on the physical front.

I just cleaned and tuned my 2001 Specialized Sequoia, getting ready to list it. It’s more gravel than mountain bike, but the wheels have been bombproof, same as the aluminum frame. It fits up to 700x35 tires. It could be yours...

I was inadvertently abducted in one of these when I was five years old.  The Avon lady stopped at our house and left the back window rolled down.  Perfect hiding spot for a little shit to crawl into.  When she got back in the car and took off, I freaked out, she circled the block, and lessons were learned.  That…

That song is a total missed opportunity.

Who’s the ute with a pack, like the one you wear upon your back?

The script diesel badge on a Cayenne is hands-down the best “DIESEL” badge on any oil-burner, ever.

You didn’t expect her to shell out for a whole new wardrobe when she crawled over from GOP TV cheerleading, did you?

So let’s say a megachurch with a large payroll (including the pastor) applied for and received that $13.5 mil, which they can do. Originally, 25% of the money received (as a grant) could be used for rent, utilities, and other business expenses. Back in June, congress passed an expansion that pushes that to 40%. That…

I have always been 100% honest with doctors and mechanics.

At this time, a gallon of diesel is about a nickel cheaper than a gallon of gasoline in this area. Add on the 15%+ fuel efficiency bonus, and people that count pennies will make up that initial diesel cost by the time their 84 month loans roll over.

Our city of 25,000 has one.  It was a donation from a wealthy part-time resident that no doubt wanted to keep safe the pearls they clutch.

Back when you could go on vacation, all your cat needed to survive for a week was a pile a food and an open toilet.  A dog, on the other hand, would’ve shit the house and died of a combination of anxiety and starvation within the first three days.  Form your own opinion of which response is superior.

My brain is screaming CP, while my heart steals it’s wallet and starts throwing fistfuls of money at the seller.

It was the Hobby Lobby owners that funded this. And the antiquities thefts that stocked it.