When David Tracy is talking about a project in glowing terms, you know practicality will be nonexistent.

That color scheme is as gaudy as a teen’s iPhone case.

One man’s trash is another man’s girlfriend.

Sure, it’s a Volvo, but it’s not a wagon and I’m not going to buy someone else’s project.  CP.

I bought a Specialized Sequoia back in 2003 for $1100 and got thousands of great miles out of it. I bought a Diverge as an end-of-season special last fall, and now I have to consider selling the old bike. A bike that took me touring through the west, on all kinds of terrain, hauling all kinds of crap. I’m biased and th…

There should be headline text on this post that says: “YOU SHOULD READ THIS RIGHT NOW.”

What awful thing did any of us do to deserve more F&F in any form, with any cast?

Yes.  Decorative airbags, as worthless as throw pillows.

An AWD from Colorado with over 200k on it?  CP, CP, CP.

Yeah, but a Power Wheels ride-on is officially licensed, and a Roxor is...

Nevermind.

The lead photo looks like the unholy offspring from a May-December relationship between a Firebird and a Toronado.

I used my wife’s Element to do a cabinet service call once, and if I went back to doing installs on a daily basis, I’d totally prefer it over the Astro van I used to have.  The clamshell (suicide) doors, though.  They are overall a pain in the ass in parking lots.

“Most people...”

Most people you know.

that’s funny, i see all those same compact SUV’s parked in front of the quilt store down the street.

In high school, in the 1990's, I went to the open house at Fairchild AFB with some friends. The RAAF was there with a C-130. The crew was absolutely shitfaced, like barely able to stand up drunk. The plane was full of pallets of Fosters, VB, and wine. FULL. And the crew was more than willing to sell it to underage…

I’m sure there are very fine people on both sides.

The only good scenario where he lives to be 100 is if he gets a life sentence.

I caught a fish that looked like that.  I threw it back.

“Alabastress” has been added to your dictionary.

This has got to be the crack-pipiest CP of all time.

All the quality of a homemade boat, with the looks of a fiberglass Wrangler, at the price of a ski condo.  I’m out.