capping short term positions is exactly what the Teamsters at UPS went on strike for back in 1996. (1997?) I’m no fan of tithing to mobsters, but their plan worked that time.

Cayenne-amera.

It’s okay, David.  I knew what you meant.

Re: Dewalt lasers. I bought a laser distance measurer and a cross-line laser for work, and it turns out that they are right behind a cordless drill/driver for use around the house (LDM #2, CLL #3). I think you need one more than you might think you do.  I store them in a Tanos mini-systainer with some other measuring…

Re: Dewalt lasers. I bought a laser distance measurer and a cross-line laser for work, and it turns out that they…

I think you did it wrong.  I was in college at this time, and I watched The Price Is Right and Saved By the Bell every single day.  I also learned the finer points of spin as it relates to ping-pong and billiards.  That's what I get for following Sarah Palin's school choices.

I would've guessed lawyers or mortgage brokers since all (both) of the dentists i know are decent skiing people that don't even own ride-on toys.

Started strictly for the lime/orange comparo.

I know it's a Tinder reference, but I'm too married and elderly to know what it means.

That video was my feel-good hit of two summers ago.  It's synergy; way better than DJShadow, RTJ, or the video.  Put it all together, and I love it forever.

Madoff or Sanders?

electric Scion tC 4-door.

I liked it then, I think it looks very Robocop now.

Dude’s hairline is receding faster than the world’s glaciers.

Except for that one episode, where it was like a retractable sunshade.

Just adding anecdotal context here:

I have been snowboarding with a dog on the other side of that same valley. She rode the chairlift and took a dump on a groomed run.

Engie.

This would be perfect if it was the previous bodystyle.

Black paint, “bronze” wheels, all that’s missing are the T-tops and a giant eagle decal for the hood.

“I did NOT order cheese in this Happy Meal!”

Hillbilly philistines.