He totally cut himself while trying to eat KFC with a knife and fork.

In college, I worked a couple of summers at the county landfill. At the time, municipalities had access to military surplus auctions that were not open to the general public. Our shop mechanic was retired USAF (an SR-71 backseater), and he LOVED bringing stuff back from these auctions. He brought me my “work trucks,”…

That message was brought to you by DeBeers, who sent a representative hidden in a hay bale to make sure it was delivered correctly.

After the wheels fall off, post them on CL and you can get 15-20% of your initial purchase price back.

$1200 for car + $1200 at IPD still = NP.
Great camping/fishing/getting air vehicle.

Congratulations for being in the 0.0000019% of Americans that actually do the math on these deals. People seem to forget that a dollar today is worth more than one tomorrow.

I don’t understand why he had the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang members assembled behind him.

i’m guessing the bro-dozers were passing time while waiting for someone to buy beer for them.

1. Drivetrain has been replaced.

The Element’s “clam-shell” rear doors click in to the top and bottom of the door frame, and must be closed before the front doors. It looks like Honda threw a lot of design at solving the B-pillar puzzle. The front of that door IS the b-pillar.

A scale, from Mom last year.

Will the factory installed Truck Nutz be standard or optional?

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho approves of these truck designs.

Unfortunately, Dr. Bronners soap labels aren’t what they used to be.  Those were poetry wrapped around fresh soap.

I have seen Zinke in person several times, but our sole personal interaction consisted of him glaring and staring at me while I ate dinner and he drank beer. And more beer. And he wants to partner with the Halliburton guy to build a brewery. I think Zinke may be projecting here when it comes to alcoholism. How many…

I believe gutta percha is what those little plug/sticks are that the endodontist puts in the holes they drill for a root canal.

Now my bros can finally replace the H3T’s they’ve been rocking all these years.

The officer tried to spare the driver any thinking by telling them to pull over to the right.  

Absolutely. I was at the capitol building for an event that happened to be running at the same time as the “March for our Guns” rally last spring. Slick real estate developer (and state Senate president) Scott Sales was there, in a Carhartt cap and barn jacket to speak to the small crowd of camo-wearing Philistines. I…

TIL that airboat owners as a group are really shitty at planning ahead.