Sure. I could produce an Obama commemorative edition AR-15 assault rifle, with the serial number engraved within a bas-relief portrait of the 44th president. Then they can buy my product in protest, and if they deface it, they are guilty of a federal crime.

The worst part is that they will be playing in Joe Albi stadium.

I need to come up with a product that really raises the ire of the right wing so they can really show me by buying more of my product.

That’s it, I’m in!

They were considerate enough to bag their turds and pack them with odor-absorbent material, but geez, make it down the homestretch and find a trash can.

2006 White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

I definitely prefer the previous CC’s “angry Passat” design aesthetic.

The dude was a poet. Listening to him talk about boxing, you’d think he was a classics professor. I heard his last commentary, and the interview on Weekend Edition the Saturday after that, and it was really sad. I’ve been listening to that guy for decades, never again. Some people will miss Prince or David Bowie,…

I strongly advise against the DeWalt drill. This is nearly identical to a drill I bought almost two decades ago. It uses 1.2Ah Ni-Cad batteries and feels like a barbell to use. This is a tool from the last century in every respect: performance, battery life, ergonomics.

I strongly advise against the DeWalt drill. This is nearly identical to a drill I bought almost two decades ago. …

Enough’s enough.

A lot of Montanans wish this creationist carpetbagger would find another hobby. His shift in tone between his two campaigns was abrupt; his switch to pandering to Trump fans is obvious. He’s an awful candidate that comes across as fake and unlikable as HRC. His attempt to ride Trump’s coattails might work. But there…

Home Depot knows a thing or two about marijuana trafficking.

It looks like a paper shredder tipped over.

I had this issue with a ‘94 ZJ. It almost always happened at 55 mph (+/- 5 mph), and usually when turning right. Because it was violent, it never failed to be frightening. I couldn’t track down the source. New tires, shocks, and steering stabilizer made it way more rare. The downside to that fix was that the…

Three out of three dogs agree: the plastic that Suzuki used in the cargo area of the 1996 Esteem wagon is fucking delicious!

My 12 yo is awake by 5:30 AM or earlier. Judging from this chart, she should probably be going to bed just after school gets out.

You carry a microwave around with you anyway, right?

Around here, the worst drivers are piloting shitty cars with paper plates and license plate frames from a BHPH lot.

If you consider that MT has about a million residents, the supercars-per-capita metric must be really high.

I bought the 12 oz Pavina glasses almost exactly five years ago when they were on sale, six for $40. They’re nice for both hot and cold drinks, but delicate, and oddly-shaped. Only one out of six has survived.

I bought the 12 oz Pavina glasses almost exactly five years ago when they were on sale, six for $40. They’re nice…