Your false equivalency is the reason we can’t have nice things.

So... this whole post was basically an ad.

What brand are the shirts? Next Level? Anvil? Gildan?

Except that the show used a traditional narrative tool of telling the viewer ahead of time that only certain hosts are programmed with the ability to use weapons at all because it is a safety concern. It’s also been made obvious that improvisation is a key element of their programming. So, in all likelihood the scene…

God of War: Skyrim

“China will grow larger.”

Fun fact: that was the joke.

The last one, where the facemask breaks and the astronaut suddenly expands killed it for me.

Well, if you watch the video you see his hand and his pencil, which gives you an idea of the scale.

Did you read the last paragraph, or just the headline and then skipped to the comments?