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Are you trolling us because that’s a Grand Tour episode.

(Update: A representative from Fiat Chrysler told Jalopnik the 35,000 figure was rounded, and that the features will work with up to 35,100 pounds behind the truck.)

A Zero SR will get you 223 miles of range, and do 0-60 in 3.3 seconds, for $16,495.

KANA-A-A-A-A-DA!!!!

TETSUO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!

My mother says otherwise

That’s good advice especially on a bike. Probably depends on how many cars are around you.

You’re calling desmo valves “50's technology” but consider valve springs to be modern? You compare two things, but assume that only one of them has made any advancement in the last 60+ years?

Looks like someone from Infiniti went to a Mazda dealership and was like “Aww man, these are beautiful. We should just build these!”

Sadly, your username isn’t “LittleRedMissesTheFuckingPointEntirelyDude”.

What do you like about these projects? Is it doing the work? Seeing the progression from disgusting to mildly gross? Reengineering the parts that have rusted away? I am all for having lots of projects, but it depends on what your goals are. There are much better ways to get decent jeeps. Come to CA and get one without…

David, these vehicles are hulking piles of shit. I expect you to buy them.