I’m glad that Lochte and Feigen(apparently) are back on US soil. None of us know what really happened obviously but regardless, nothing good comes of two US Olympic athletes being ushered through the cesspool of corruption (and literal cesspool) that is Rio and its criminal justice system.

OK, but how many years has it been since Nick Denton has seen Suri?

*yawn*

Demoted to AAA for utter predictability.

He’s the absolute worst person. I played his son in hockey when I was 12 years old and we won the game. Afterwards, I went up to him and asked for his autograph. All the guy said was “I’m not Patrick Roy” and walked away.

Roy-t happened?

Well, I hate the "stairclimber" at the gym (yeah right, those are EXACTLY like stairs...)Maybe she does too so she is "spinning" now maybe? That was my confused take.

Lol okay yeah I missed the ordering of it

never seen it, so I guessed i saved 2500 hours

Yeah, honestly none of this really made sense to me. Who cleans their closet every 3 months?!

What waffles and phyllis said, she bikes instead of taking the subway. But it’s still confusing because she said she likes the subway. So if you like the subway, the only way to get there is taking the stairs.

I think she rides her bike b/c she doesn’t like walking up and down subway stairs? That’s the best I could do with that.

I think she meant she used to ride the subway, but doesn’t like walking down the stairs to the subway, so she now rides a bike instead?

Taken out of context, this is kind of funny and confusing right?

We’re not dying.

I’d like to be between the Rock’s hard place, if you know what I mean.

There’s a difference between someone seeing a graphic image quickly thrown on to a TV feed and someone seeing a graphic image after clicking a link that says “Horrific Leg Break [Graphic].”