German has all the best words.

Gotta protect all that Big Bang Theory money

Right?? It’s just like...”Oh, okay. Cool? I guess? I don’t care though.”

Rita Ora and Travis Barker are dating. Good for all of us. [Us Weekly]

this is so rude

But is it false or nah?

Maybe he’s a big Pretty Wild fan?

I don’t mean that they’re similar at all, I was just calling fighting polish old ;) I have heard nothing but raves about The Knick.

It’s so frustrating, because I don’t think he’s a bad person. He fights hard for some good causes, but he just thinks so highly of himself and his ideas that he won’t stop to listen or concede that he doesn’t actually know everything. Every time he puts his foot in his mouth, he takes away from his credibility on the…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Who’s to say, really?

It disappoints me greatly that he wastes his breath pontificating about bullshit he doesn't know about or that doesn't matter instead of continuing to stand up for teachers like he does in this video.

Clooney seems to be a calming, rational force in a lot of celebrities lives. Surprising.

My dad, who is currently binge-watching Downton Abbey like his life depends on it, loves it. So....

He loves the sound of his own voice sOoOoOo much that he rarely thinks before he speaks, and what comes out is pretentious nonsense.

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.

I mean....she looks good, but fuck no I would not wear this.

It is in such poor taste. Yeah, she does look a lot like him, but it’s so gross to do that to a child just to sell magazines to/get clicks from her dead father’s fans.

I believe that's only in California so far, but it's progress.

I feel like not that long ago all those sites would’ve just laughed at Michelle and left the picture up. It's nice that they're learning to respect children, but it'd be better if no one had ever taken those photos at all. Children should not be stalked by creepy-ass dudes with cameras just because their parents are…

I will never understand where people come up with these lies. “My phone was stolen for 24 hours in Canada” is certainly a new one to me. Since people hardly ever recover stolen phones this seems like a particularly dumb lie.