“I didn’t want people to feel sorry for me.....but now I do.”

I had no idea she was this qualified to be President.

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayks relationship as told by one beard.

I mean she’s right.

As that uncle, let me say there are worse fates.

So could’ve June.

I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

Thank you for joining me for this episode of my podcast, Things That Are None Of My Fucking Business. 

She can do better. 

Sherdian [said] that he has a hard time remembering what the actual ending of the movie is because it went through so many iterations.

As the credits roll Will Smith’s hip-hop version of ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ will begin to play.

DJ Khaled is a joke. All he does is sample a hit song, then barely remixes it and has an top artist sing over the beat while he yells “we da best.” I’m glad Tyler the Creator, a guy who wrote and produced his entire album on his own, and didn’t have a major label backing him with a huge PR push, beat this no talent…

She didn’t, it was just a nasty rumor that misogynists will unfortunately run with for the rest of the girl's life. I'm sure she'll face more harassment, abuse, and threats over it too, like any other woman with that kind of rumor swirling around do.

Woah.

He had the ear of the President for 8 years. He could have pushed all the initiatives he talks about now, then.  He’s full of shit and proving his nothing more than a career politician looking for a promotion.  

Wow so we CAN’T trust Joe Biden to actually do any of the things he says he’ll do? WILD whoda thunk it

Oh, Joey Lawrence is very sad that his nickname isn’t J-Law and is very excited for this mix-up to be more commonplace.  Pretty sure that, somewhere, his ears just perked up at the mention of his name.

Fergie wants to go back to being Stacy Ann Ferguson, since names, like marriages, don’t always last forever.

I gave up trying to hate Taylor Swift years ago.  It was just more work than it was worth.

Pardon the hot take, but Taylor was kind of attractive.

This is the problem with so many middle-aged/older liberals right now. They all want so hard to be seen as reasonable, so they play right into the hands of the right who frame incredibly basic social justice stances as radical through misinformation and bad faith whataboutism. The whole point of discussing toxic…