Bruno Mars isn’t that bad looking is he? Granted, I’m at least 2” taller than him, but that’s not a deal breaker... Sheeran and Bieber’s turrrrrrrrrrible tattoos would both be deal breakers for me.

I still don’t believe that Venom actually was released.

“It’s personal with the Red Keep... ok now I’m gonna go destroy everything but the Red Keep for a while.”

Imagine the rich and complex inner lives of the kind of people who are still raging about a solid B+ superhero movie 4 months later.

I’m meh on Mrs. Carter too. But, Ms. Warwick is tiresomely venomous, and has been for as long as I can remember.

That’s *your* problem. I picture her fine. She's a known actress. STFU.

QT’s movies are filled with strong female characters. There are a lot of filmmakers you could side-eye in terms of female representation; it’s a reach to knock Tarantino on this front.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

dude...just stop...I’m sorry that I bought a cd of Play 20 years ago & haven’t sent it to Half-Price Books yet.

Man, Moby is a dick.

Cool, this personal essay is like when I was rushing to finish papers in college and just used long words and reduplicated what I already so that I could make minimum page count

I never understood why he married a human woman anyway when its pretty obvious he would be much happier with a rollerskate filled with dead flowers and merlot.

I wish the lede on this article were more precise. Heard didn’t write about being a victim of Johnny Depp. She wrote about the aftermath of the publicity of her abuse at his hands, specifically the garbage DV deniers and paparazzi intrusions.

Exactly it would be like a history of WW2 that didn’t mention Winston Churchill

They literally have receipts. He bought the stuff used to attack him. They offered to expunge his record. That means there was something to expunge that wasn’t dropped. Despite how his lawyers, the media, and his PR folks are handling it, he messed up. There’s proof he did. There’s a huge difference between innocent…

Really stupid.

The real delusion here is that season 7 was any better.

“sssssssssshocked”

This time Princess Leia blows up Alderaan.