Venus Williams is as decent a human being as you can possibly be and this is just a horrendous situation all around. Not the praying type but prayers to everyone involved.

I just fucking adore Hayley Williams. The new Paramore album is required listening for anyone struggling with mental health.

And there I was thinking they couldn’t drudge up someone more repressed and incompetent than Spicer. Well THEY SURE SHOWED ME *screams into the void*

OH MY GOD she was not comparing sexism to racism, she was comparing her own epiphany on the existence of one to the other. It’s so funny, I read that article and as soon as I saw that quote I was like ‘yep, people are going to bitch and moan about that’ and here we are. Give me a fucking break.

Sup, Melania? How’s the anti-cyber bullying campaign goin’, girl?

Knew I was gonna get at least one “stopped reading at the mention of Sharapova” reply

“Maybe if we keep spewing obvious bullshit every American citizen with a brain will have a rage blackout, spontaneously combust, and then we’ll be home free!”

And she’s basically fluent in French. But damsel and distress it is because reasons.

I go back and forth on Serena (probably due to my undying love for Sharapova; *ducks*) but you’d have to be a sociopath to not A) be so, so happy for her and B) be in complete awe that she won Melbourne pregnant. Easily the greatest tennis accomplishment of my lifetime. And I watched a talk that Alexis gave on YouTube…

My exposure to the Fascist Orangutan’s social media begins and ends with Barf Bag, but I’m assuming “perhaps” is the most sophisticated word he’s ever tweeted.

Sienna Miller and Brad Pitt is the most they-deserve-each-other couple since Demi Lovato hooked up with Fez from That 70s Show.

She really does. I remember watching an interview of hers a couple years ago and when she was asked if she’d ever get back together with Sheen she replied, “God no, I’m way too old for Charlie now.” Fucking gold.

President’s special assistant: *proclaims intent to stay out of politics*

Fuck all y’all downers, I can’t wait for this.

Always thought she’d make a good Catwoman, and I feel like the DCEU fans as a group all but cast her as Black Canary themselves. But Mera’s dope and I’m pumped for it. I read that the filmmakers expanded Heard’s role in Justice League because she was so good.

“I hope she and Elon Mysk have a great relationship and a happy life.”

So is all Johnny Depp content on this site filed under “blatantly obvious shit anyone with a brain already knows”?

“There’s not a shoe I’m not intimately involved in designing.”

She was very, very good in ‘Wild Things’ actually. An all-time trash classic, that one.

Side note: every time I read something about Sheen I think back to how impressed I was by Denise Richards when he started to unravel. Remember when she took custody of his kids with Brooke Mueller when they both went off the deep end? After everything he put her through - publicly, no less - I will always respect the…