I would have loved casting her in a season that was nothing but players who didn't make the merge. That could have been cool.

Yeah. Also, Greg Buis' "whoa, cool flying fish" and the shark that Tom Westman killed.

Yeah, that was an awesomely strange one.

The fiddler crab montage is going into my pantheon of all-time greatest Survivor animals, up there with Hatch's snake in Borneo

Oh, I wasn't doubting that part. I was doubting the "would actually say that to the star of the musical within days of shit going wrong with the musical" part.

Also, I loved Frank's monologue. He's right. These people suck, fuck them.

Great Lines in Smash: "I have this thing for collecting Playbills of failed musicals…"

Very excited that some of the stuff I voted for but didn't expect to win actually won. Good for you, "Ooh La La" by Faces!

I liked it, though it was at least half an hour too long.

Lord Tubbington being a slum lord was one of two things that gave me any joy this week (the other was Santana reminding me of "Trouty Mouth").

Yeah, Adomian's added-on bit at the end was really sweet. Also, it wasn't until this episode that I realized that Huell Howser was an actual guy.

God, yeah. "Mafia" was the first Office episode that I thought was irredeemably awful. That was the beginning of the end, there.

Paul Giamatti is fucking perfect for The Rhino. Rhino is pretty much the hapless working class sadsack of the Marvel villainy world. If this happens I see Amazing Spider-Man 2 opening weekend.

Sheen: Idiot guys who think they can aspire to be him. Oh man he does drugs and has sex with women and is rich and doesn't give a fuck, SO COOL BRO.

Yeah, I really dug Billy Eichner as a CBB guest. He and Scottabot bounced off each other fantastically considering the apparent lack of familiarity.

Sometimes I find the insane subculture and bizarre rules of show choir in Glee to be funny and endearingly batshit. Dalton taking steroids to win at singing well is I think probably not one of those times.

"Why has nobody mentioned this again?"

Ben and Kate is a consistently better show, but I think Apt. 23 when it was firing on all cylinders was better.

I am from three months in the future and I'm validating you on this, because I just listened and got exasperated with her after a certain point. She's funny and a lot of her stuff worked, but "I don't know what I'm doing" stopped being funny after the tenth time she said it.

I am from three months in the future and I'm validating you on this, because I just listened and got exasperated with her after a certain point. She's funny and a lot of her stuff worked, but "I don't know what I'm doing" stopped being funny after the tenth time she said it.