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Honestly, I wasn't feeling the Katrina performance at all and I guess I'm alone in that? It just felt like decently-sung karaoke.

Hey, the Muppets also did fine.

AMC shows them sometimes.

Oh god, James Massone. What the fuck is going on there? How can the judges be very critical of performers miles better than him and let him go with just a light slap of the wrist? He's terrible, I'd sooner watch RaeLynn than him because at least when she's awful she's clearly having fun with it.

Killam's already a power player *this* season. Like, even though I know it I'm still always a little surprised that he's on the featured cast when SNL features him way more than the vast majority of their actual cast.

I think the joke re: the shampoo commercial was more at Vergara's expense than anything. She was playing over-the-top dumb with all her lines, especially the one where she "corrected" Cruz on how to say "refrigerator."

Cabana's pretty honest about patterning his podcast after Maron's/using it as the inspiration to start his own podcast.

It worked really well with Gillian Jacobs and Andy Daly's psychopathic nurse character last August.

I definitely felt it wasn't the best outside of that (really bad Would You Rather, for example), but the slash fiction portion was magnificent. I'd really like Fred Savage to come back, the other two maybe not so much.

The only other Battle Round winner with an edit nearly as negative as Erin's was Charlotte, and we saw how that went.

Chris Mann is a conventionally attractive white guy and he doesn't have a stupid name like Pip. He wasn't going anywhere.

She was actually the most successful on iTunes, I think peaking at 23 or so.

I think part of Carson's dickishness was that they were concerned about running over, and they might have if they did the judges comments on the songs themselves (which they quickly abandoned after the first iteration, and I'm assuming that's more for time than Naia throwing the producers under the bus), and if he let

I'm picking Moses and either Ashley or Sera to be the two to go from Team Christina, depending on which of the latter two Christina likes more. You hit the nail on the head with Moses; I feel sorry for the guy, because he has stage presence but he's got no real venue to show his niche off until the finals, and he's

Patricia Velasquez and Aubrey O'Day are both bi, I think.

I highly doubt Aubrey is going to quit. But I think the damage has been done anyway; Trump wasn't really bothering to defend her against Arsenio and Clay and unless she can get on another team with Lisa nobody is going to stand up for her.

Arsenio destroying Aubrey was amazing TV, maybe the most satisfying thing I've seen on Celebrity Apprentice. I was down on this cast and this season early on but Aubrey was brilliant casting and everyone left has been pretty well-defined as players and characters.

I never liked "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" because the first few times the radio started playing it I was like "oh wow, are they playing 'Lust For Life?' That's pretty — aw, fuck."

I love "was anyone really clamoring for this?" amidst a sea of quotes from the cartoon.

Hopefully Charles Barkley has enough free time in his schedule to show up in every episode and deliver one to two lines.