In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

I mean, no, I didn’t think of terrorism. Aren’t all our public transportation systems in, you know, a terrible state of disrepair? Because some people think paying taxes is bad?

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

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Schilling threatened to tell ‘the whole story’ to Rhode Island taxpayers.

Seriously. Even if someone agrees with his overall opinion, if you read that one would have to think “Oh wait, I’m obviously aligned with a fucking moron.”

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Frankly, I think the number of PS4 gamers looking to mod a 5-year old game that’s already had mods from the get-go on PC is a pretty small number. Are they alienating a few people? Yeah. But most of the gamers who care about mods aren’t playing on a PS4 to begin with.

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Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

One of the more horrific abominations I’ve encountered. I left that planet immediately and marked it for mass extermination via orbital bombardment...I had to be sure.

So, about what you’d expect: Clinton states whatever polling indicated the general zeitgeist is with just enough detail to make it sounds like there’s some actual though going on but not enough for people to analyze and potentially assess or trip her up with, but is generally clueless when actually running things,…

Are you criticizing the wall? IT JUST GOT 10 FEET TALLER, BUDDY!

Congrats America, we have made politics into such a shit flinging contest that no one with a moral compass or brain wants to run for the highest public office leaving us with these two.

Because they’re bad and need an equalizer to help them compete. It’s very basic human behavior. You suck at something, so you have 3 choices: you can practice and get better, just plain quit, or find a way to cheat. The first involves hard work and dedication, so right away, only 5% of people will do that. The other 2…