Well, there’s goes any thin chance that Pitt had of getting the 2nd Amazon headquarters in their “just ok” city.

DFW inspired thousands of other alcoholic writers to use big words with as much pretense as possible.

That is his legacy, and forever shall it remain.

Wait, you got paid some amount of American dollars to “write” that?

How? I want to get paid to write troll posts.

Meh, people do weird things.

Some white women spend months learning to contort themselves in order to take a pose, snap a filtered picture, and then post it on their insta, their snap, their tind, their fb, their twit, and their tumbl.

Some fucks in truck country jack their otherwise useless 4x4 up on lifted suspension,…

I have not flown on Delta for years and I have not even had to try in order to do so. And, for an individual that flies more than most annually and has been able to not use Delta, I am remarkably happy.

I will continue to use Lyft while also continuing to happy not fly Delta, despite what this brief little note is…

I love hitting up the nearby bouldering locale after a blitzed week of power hours and tinder hookups. Sometimes it gets annoying having to ask dad for another depo into my diminished checking account in order to pay the 5 dollar fee at the nearby bouldering locale but I totally forget that stress when I’m 14 feet off…

She killed someone after not paying attention and doing something horrific.

She isn’t some military service member operating under immense pressure, in a warzone, with orders from a higher-ranked individual.

She plays tennis for a living. She is a celebrity. She killed someone. She deserves scrutiny and her tears will…

Are you really blaming the victim?

I mean... I think you are, but I might be wrong and would love to be so.

Can I get a tl;dr version?

Upon scanning, I am struggling to find empathy for baseball writers than suddenly found their job stability in questions but I am certain that I am missing something in all those lovely, yet excessive, words.

Tell us more about how you live in Bhutan.

Dat Trojan makin the money for his pretty college boy face oh my.

Oh man, great post.

I was thinking all of your same thoughts during my commute to the regional hospital I work at. Except, I didn’t get paid for the associated press quality write-up you just posted.

Nice work.

This is excellent sports journalism and commentary. I haven’t seen writing this fantastic since my uncle’s facebook posts.

Northwestern was penalized because their whiny coach had to throw a tantrum despite knowing he’d get T’ed up.

Next time, he could just take a deep breath and continue to trust that his team could continue with their comeback in light of a bad missed call.

This is an excellent and hard-hitting story in a series of excellent sports journalism that appeals to everyone, even those west of the Mississippi.

Unless I’m losing consciousness or suffering from retrograde/anterograde amnesia, I’ll happily take a million bucks for 1 concussion each year of my life.

He’s like a kid out there!

oh is it rewards season? I forget because I’ve spent several weekends outside for the last 2 months.

Really? Just don’t do it? That’s exactly what Trump has done.

This is a great, approved post.