So when there’s no AP story to cut and paste, Deadspin “journalists” resort to babytalk. Bill Simmons has a lot to learn clearly.

Something something concussions and the NFL is awful and stuff

Given that I, too, have an esoteric understanding of Naropa eccentrics, this comment brought a jovial smile to my face.

Sadly, most will not fully appreciate your delightful reference.

Just a plushy?

The truly great sports offer ample time for real, loving fans to bask in the oddities of these fine athletic specimens. Where would MLB be without these opportunities to laugh at quirks, tics, and compulsions on such a grand scale.