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They wanted to spice up their titling.

One miracle at a time, tiger.

Yeah, give us back our community grades!

OF COCK

I won't watch it until Chris Hardwick debuts his newest follow-up show, "The Good Talk".

I'm not mad, really. I'm not. Just disappointed, and a little sad. I hope everyone involved just sits for a while to think about their actions. Good night, I love you. I love you too Dad. I'm so sorry.

I'd imagine that calling them "leftovers" is less a mathematical description than an emotional one.

Littlefinger?

I spent a really long time trying to solve this equation. I
wanted to make a joke where I'd find the equation that you describe in your comment. I quickly convinced myself that the answer was complicated and messy, and, by virtue of that complexity, important. I was wrong.

I thought their Scratch 'N Sniff titled album was a bit self-important, to be honest.

KILL! KILL! KILL!

This is, of course, a callback to the masterful episode "The Injury", with the bacon (which Michael loves the smell of, but is burned by) representing the cheap, monotonous reality of the so-called "American Dream".

Nothing tops Creed as Regional Manager.

Assimilate…

If Patrick Stewart could be Locutus of Borg, Michelle Fairley can be Stoneheart.

I think they've been good about it so far. tyrion had to work hard to figure out his Greek fire, Dany has her children-burning Dragons, White Walkers appear in name more than in person, and Bran sees the hard-core shit by a tree Gods knows how far from the rest of the characters.

I'll be damned, I never thought I wanted Fireball Elves on Game of Thrones, but there they are, and I am fucking pumped. Magic users baby!

There is no greater joy than shouting "WE HAVE TO GO BACK" while performing an illegal u-turn at the suggestion of my hellspawn GPS.

I eagerly await "Happily Ever After: 12 Epilogues that changed nothing."