This is the correct take.

Should never have cut his mullet.

Wait...so all those fake agent porn sites are a lie!?

If I had learned anything from watching Undercover Boss is that the actual boss really doesn’t know how do any of the jobs that is making the company money to pay for their salary.

quote I saw on twitter once:

This is so true, and not just about race. If you just spent your time in Silicon Valley you would think the only smart people in the world attended just a handful of universities. I’ve sat in so many meetings where I’m the only one who didn’t attend an Ivy League school or Stanford. I came across a great quote a…

“I’m too tired to lean in”

Chang eventually agreed to join Cisco Systems

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

But it didn’t end there. On the back of the photo Alex wrote, “You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.”

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

KlüGü™

Oh god. Who let Daulerio out of his kennel?

I thought he was going to grab her by the pussy.

Just me or... ?

Well Melania has to do it 365 days a year

I disagree that the movie needed Scarif to “save it” but I do agree that Tarkin was off putting, the only time during the movie that I felt taken out of the experience was looking at that Polar Express looking bastard.

Darth Vader can’t possibly be Luke Skywalker’s father. They don’t have the same last name.