wascaliwabbit
Wascaliwabbit
wascaliwabbit

My favorite part of any Knicks game is watching opposing centers sag off of Noah by 10 feet and then getting hit in the face by an air ball.

For 1 million dollars, he could have hired a prostitute, then paid for her to have extensive plastic surgery to look like the girl in the commercial.

This is good Kinja.

Even if he told Fitzpatrick, I doubt he would have seen the turnover coming.

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

I wish that had been Bowles’ defense. “He’s a smart guy, I thought he’d figure it out on his own.”

Chelsea was one of 3 friends that I lost in the fire. She was one of the nicest persons I knew and an asset to the bay area DJ scene. She helped me expand my love and knowledge of electronic music - especially Detroit house. She was one of the best volunteer DJ’s on KALX. She had the best laugh, the best voice. The

Gotta gif that wide shot at the end

71% of NJ voters thought he should have been charged in Bridgegate.....is this the SAME Christie that led “Lock Her Up” chants? WHY YES. IT IS.

The Heat were obviously talented and had a terrific run with their big 3, but they we’re not dropping 142 points in a night like the Warriors did tonight. (No season did they ever lead the league in PPG)

They’v honestly transformed the game into a much more exciting product, and I think that’s why they garner so much

Klay just upped his trade value.

I’ll be the first to say it. The Warriors have an honest-to-God shot of winning the NBA title this season.

Love ya, Uncle Joe, but you’re 74, and will be 78 in 2020. Time for the torch to pass to a new generation. Find a good candidate and put your moral weight behind him or her.

Does Lestat stay in the pool house..or do you have to provide a dirt-filled coffin in the basement?

I’m confident the house comes with a battalion of ghost governesses.

Matt,

I think he ends up in Canada. Which will provide enough hot takes to melt to polar ice caps.

I would sacrifice just about anything and everything for a single month of watching Trump try to actually function in the real world. Paying bells and rent, shopping, cooking, pumping gas...I just can’t even begin to imagine how absolutely unprepared he would be for anything outside of his lifelong bubble of bring

Yeah, I was like “fucking hell, don’t you guys ever fucking learn?” but my outrage was uncalled for. Phew.