The official then offered Amare his knee so he could jump again.

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

President Barack Obama is classier in his pinky finger than Donald Trump is in his entire being.

You think we’ll all get dumber listening to Trump speak the next four years?

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Can’t say I blame him for being careful, especially when those assholes can destroy everything he worked 8 years to build.

Um, Trump having zero track record in government is (or should be) a negative.

neither do the American people

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

Fuck this country for making Obama sit next to that orange piece of shit.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

Umm... Trump looks petrified... he HAS NO IDEA what he is in for.

Legally, he will be my president and I will follow American laws. This is a sign of protest. He does not represent me in any way, shape or form. He is openly bigoted and sexist. He lied like his pants were on fire. He encouraged Russian espionage. He benefitted from egregious FBI actions. His fellow Republicans…

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

I am literally sick to my stomach. No matter,NO MATTER your views on Clinton, there is NO REASON! that a piece of fucking garbage like Trump should be president. He is concerned with one thing, making Donald Trump better.He dosen’t give a fuck about his little cult, and he dosen’t give a fuck about this country. I…

I don’t think he saw him at all. That flop was worthy of any toddler in the candy isle at Safeway.

She needs to let her face relax. I bet she would look completely different. She’s trying to hard to look sexy and it’s overkill.

She looked better when she still had some life inside of her.

Climbing on top of a overstuffed orange sack of rancid pork scraps, you mean.

My grandfather was a life long Braves fan. He also grew up during The Depression, fought in WWII, and had a hard scrabble life. He lived long enough to see the Braves win a World Series. After their first win he told me in whispered tones, “Don’t take this for granted. Anyone can win if they have the right players,…