that wasnt the Judeo-Christian God, it was one of those weaker 2nd-tier gods who probably doesnt even have a grey beard

why are vampires so horny these days?   when I was growing up they used to be about just drinking your blood and turning you into one

yeah, Too Much Information.   I feel the same way about lots of musicians.  I’m interested in how the art was created, but I dont need their entire life backstories weighing me down every time I listen to their songs.

sometimes i dont want to know the details of celebrity, i just want to remember what i was thinking when i heard their art

I know who the Aliens are, the Aliens are..... US!!!

(Cue spooky music)

why in the world would this guy think his life deserves a book?

Eric was kind and giving as he promised you a free Trump Steak----in his pants

licking plates holding a small mountain of powdered sugar.

i organize my life around what famous celebrities say and how dare you suggest i do otherwise

well, the people who’ve recovered are probably immune, at least from their strain

this article is genius

you win all the stars today my friend

why do divers bother wearing anything?  hardly matters

you win 1 internet

Blogs like this are why I read this site.

man just switch parties and stop lying to voters

indiana jones was derived from 1940s serials.  uncharted was derived from indy.   we dont need a 4th-generation derivative work---nothing of interest will be left.   i cant think of a single worthwhile video-game movie that has ever been made.

yah this is a great song

? What is a movie that has an appropriate climax? I think your problem is your expectations were basically impossible for any potential plot to meet.

Counterpoint: the new Star Wars was good, not bad.