> I cried through most of my high school psychics class

me too.   I kept trying to move the clock hands with my mind and failing, everyone else had no problem doing it

stop being reasonable, this blog should be about outrage

but they looked vastly cooler from a costuming perspective.   love the giant-shouldered look

I think there is a middle ground between drilling your body so hard it breaks down in your 20s and not doing the sport at all. I’ve taken gymnastics classes recreationally and its pretty fun.

“Men’s artistic gymnastics they are only getting to be world-level in early 20s.” Why is this? injuries?

> Think about it, have you ever actually had fun watching a Dolphins game?

1985 Bears game, yes.

this is the best Devo song I’ve ever seen

Megan Greenwell is rolling over in her grave.

because football requires a specialized field, basketball can be played in a small gym

its only a guaranteed bonus if the team cuts you, not if you leave on your own, which is kinda trash

from my recollection, there are more of us than of you.

what a weird scene

fabulous headline

how is it that Booker still looks 14 years old?

Fans pay for 9 innings.   Give em that.

it works this way: if your feet are big and ugly and you hate them, other people’s well-structured model-perfect feet are new and interesting

all that for just $39K, what a racket the NFL is running.  why do they even bother.

Jerry Jones’ head is like a Halloween nightmare at this point

you Millenials love to dump on the current clumsy businessman Magic, it’s a shame you’ll never think of him as the 80s highlight reel I remember

Has that face ever kissed another human?