Truly, fuck all the women who are ready to pony out the ‘well, he didn’t do it to me, so he couldn’t have done it to her’ defense.

“Death toll? It’s made up by the Dems! Now, if you’ll excuse me....”

I came to say NO SHE DID NOT but then I looked at the photo and yes. YES SHE DID. I will now go stand in the corner and think about how I ever dared doubt that Rihanna could pull off a look.

I’m not so sure... Japanese stars who have retired and then never returned to the spotlight come to mind.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

I mean she discussed Kylie and Travis’ child, claiming that Travis basically used his child as a prop for album sales. So yeah, actually, you WILL discuss someone’s child, Nicki.

I would totally eat a footlong burger.

You know what? All this shit being flung at her on top of the terrorist attack, Aretha’s memorial, etc. have made me a fan of this woman. Ultimately couldn’t care less about her music, but fuck the haters.

There’s nothing disrespectful about seeing a woman’s arms or legs in a black dress. This isn’t 1950 and Aretha herself worked in an industry where women wear just about anything. The queen of soul herself had no problem wearing cleavage-baring gowns. #Respect

He was visibly digging in while she kept trying to pull away. He knew.

That’s the first thing my eye was drawn to. Like wtf that is not a hug how do you have your fingers in a vise grip right by her breast. What a fucking creepy creeperton! If he’s like that on a broadcast god only knows what else he is up to. *shudder*

Um...Ariana is not Hispanic so...

Incredibly unfair, because Barack Obama is a Leo. 

Man, 29, go for it - slowly. If she pulls back, wither in embarrassment, give her a ride home in complete silence and avoid her forever. Dating is fun you’ll enjoy yourself.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I was also under the impression that extreme stress and physical exhaustion were the secret, not fucking meditation techniques (valuable as those might be; but the article didn’t even include breathing techniques.)

And here I was thinking the military method of falling asleep anywhere was wake up before dawn, run until your CO pukes, and get back to your bunk 3 hours before dawn.

Oh, so the catsuit isn’t feminine enough? How bout a motherfucking BLACK SWAN TUTU??? SAY I’M NOT FEMININE AGAIN!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…